Visitor Reads: Dumb Laws
Alabama
  • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
  • You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.


    • Alaska
  • Persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist.


    • Arizona
  • Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
  • Cars may not be driven in reverse.
  • If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.


    • Arkansas
  • The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little
      Rock.
  • Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.


    • California
  • No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
  • Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
  • Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
  • Toads may not be licked.
  • It is illegal to molest butterflies.
  • It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
  • Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.


    • Colorado
  • One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
  • It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
  • It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.


    • Connecticut
  • In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
  • It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
  • It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
  • It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.


    • Delaware
  • No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.


    • Florida
  • Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
  • You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
  • It is considered an offense to shower naked.
  • You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
  • The molestation of trash cans is banned.


    • Georgia
  • All citizens must own a rake.
  • It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy".
  • It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.


    • Hawaii
  • All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
  • Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.


    • Idaho
  • It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less
      than fifty pounds.
  • A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.


    • Ilinois
  • The English language is not to be spoken.
  • One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
  • A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
  • Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's
      streets.


    • Indiana
  • One may not sniff glue.


    • Iowa
  • Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
  • Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.


    • Kansas
  • If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other
      has passed.
  • No one may wear a bee in their hat.
  • The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.


    • Kentucky
  • One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six
      are for sale at once.
  • It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow.


    • Louisiana
  • All garbage must be cooked before it can be fed to any hogs.
  • It is illegal to have sex with a cow.


    • Maine
  • You may not step out of a plane in flight.


    • Maryland
  • Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
  • It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.


    • Massachusettes
  • A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.


    • Michigan
  • Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
  • It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.


    • Minnesota
  • A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
  • It is illegal to sleep naked.


    • Mississippi
  • It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.


    • Missouri
  • Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.


    • Montana
  • It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
  • Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
  • No item may be thrown across a street.


    • Nebraska
  • Doughnut holes may not be sold.


    • Nevada
  • It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
  • Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.


    • New Hampshire
  • It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.


    • New Jersey
  • It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
  • You may not slurp your soup.


    • New Mexico
  • You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.


    • New York
  • The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
  • Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.


    • North Carolina
  • It's against the law to sing off key.


    • North Dakota
  • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
  • Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.


    • Ohio
  • It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
  • If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
  • It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
  • You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
  • You may not run out of gas.


    • Oklahoma
  • Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in
      groups of three or more on private property.
  • It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
  • Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
  • It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
  • Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
  • It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.


    • Oregon
  • Dishes must drip dry.
  • People may not whistle underwater.


    • Pennsylvania
  • It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
  • You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
  • All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.


    • Rhode Island
  • One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left.


    • South Carolina
  • Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.
  • It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
  • Horses are to wear pants at all times.


    • South Dakota
  • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.


    • Tennessee
  • Hollow logs may not be sold.
  • It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
  • Driving is not to be done while asleep.
  • It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
  • An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."


    • Texas
  • Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be
      purchased on Monday.
  • It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
  • Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
  • You can ride your horse in the saloon.


    • Utah
  • It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
  • It is illegal not to drink milk.


    • Vermont
  • Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false
      teeth.
  • Whistling underwater is illegal.


    • Virginia
  • Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
  • Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
  • It is illegal to park a car on railroad racks.


    • Washington
  • All lollipops are banned.
  • It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
  • You may not ride an ugly horse.


    • West Virginia
  • It is illegal to snooze on a train.


    • Wisconsin
  • Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
  • If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public
      during the day.
  • It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
  • Unremoved snow on one's property is considered a public nuisance.


    • Wyoming
  • It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
  • Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.



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