Guys are like.....Bank Accounts...
...Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Guys are like.....Blenders...
...You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Guys are like.....Coffee...
...The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

Guys are like.....Commercials...
...You can't believe a word they say.

Guys are like.....Computers...
...Hard to figure out & never have enough memory.

Guys are like....Coolers...
...Load them with beer & you can take them anywhere.

Guys are like.....Copiers...
...You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Guys are like.....Curling irons...
...They're always hot & they're always in your hair.

Guys are like.....Government bonds...
...They take so long to mature.

Guys are like.....High heels...
...They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Guys are like.....Horoscopes...
...They always tell you what to do & are usually wrong.

Guys are like.....Lava lamps...
...Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Guys are like....Mascara...
...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Guys are like....Parking spots...
...The good ones are already taken & the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

Guys are like....Popcorn...
...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Guys are like....Bank Machines...
...Once they withdraw, they lose interest.

Guys are like....Newborn babies...
...They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.

Guys are like.... Laxatives...
...They irritate the shit out of you.

Guys are like.... Thieves...
...They get what they want & then they run.

Guys are like.... Roses...
...Watch out for the pricks.

Guys are like.... Toliets...
...They're always either occupied or full of shit.