Visitor Reads: Dumb Blondes
These are kinda funny, so even though my hair is blonde, I'm gonna put them up here.

A Blonde Is So Stupid That....

...she called me to get my phone #.

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" & "DON'T WALK."

...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

...she tried to drown a fish.

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she got locked in a grocery store & starved to death.

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...at the bottom of the application where it says ''sign here''...she put ''Sagittarius''.

...she studied for a blood test.

...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

...she sold the car for gas money.

...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home & got 16 friends.

...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

...when she took you to the airport & saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around & went home.


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