These are kinda funny, so even though my hair is blonde, I'm gonna put them up here.
A Blonde Is So Stupid That....
A Blonde Is So Stupid That....
...she called me to get my phone #.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" & "DON'T WALK."
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she got locked in a grocery store & starved to death.
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...at the bottom of the application where it says ''sign here''...she put ''Sagittarius''.
...she studied for a blood test.
...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
...she sold the car for gas money.
...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home & got 16 friends.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...when she took you to the airport & saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around & went home.